💙 How to befriend a rock.
Step 1:
Put googly eyes on it.
Step 2:
Give it a name like Steve or Emma.
Step 3:
Put it somewhere where you are likely to look at it a lot. Your work desk, your nightstand or even near the toilet.
Step 4:
When you lock eyes with it, tell it a story about yourself, no matter how silly or serious. Do this for about two weeks.
Step 5:
After two weeks, throw Emma into the lake where you'll never see her again. If you suddenly feel a deep sense of sadness, congratulations.